1 reviews
1h 33m
1997
In this Canadian Candide update, orphan Gordie (Jamie Shannon) lives with his hippie aunts at a quiet Porridge Glenn farm. When his beagle Speedoh is lost, a call from a...

In this Canadian Candide update, orphan Gordie (Jamie Shannon) lives with his hippie aunts at a quiet Porridge Glenn farm. When his beagle Speedoh is lost, a call from a psychic suggests a search in Toronto, where hayseed meets hooker wannabe Heidi (Sarain Boylan). She introduces him to two past-porn performers (Shelly Mars, Scott Thompson), the former stars of "Who's Afraid of Vagina Woolf?" Hick Gordie seems destined for street hustling and boogie nights after encountering a gay band that raises AIDS-research money by selling Gordie off to a sleazeball pimp (Alex Karzis). At this juncture, however, Heidi hatches a plan to reunite Gordie and Speedoh.
- DirectorAndrew Hayes
- Release17 September 1997
- Genre?
- Duration1h 33m
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- Rate1 reviews
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Cast

Jamie Shannon
Gordie

Deborah Theaker
Judy

Paul Bellini
Gordie's Dad

Sarain Boylan
Heidi

Elva Mai Hoover
Auntie Charity

Alex Karzis
Slim

Bruce LaBruce
Mr. Chartreuse

Dan Lett
Liam Burbage

Daniel MacIvor
Mr. Taupe

Shelly Mars
Rita

Mark McKinney
Alien Doctor

Dan Redican
The Saddest Man in the World

Scott Thompson
J.D. Wood
