Dan Fogler

Warren Allman

Kelly Hutchinson

Karen

Jay Baruchel

Bates

Josh Duhamel

Adam

Joe Coleman

John the Baptist

Meital Dohan

Goddess

Anne Hathaway

Dream Agent

Annabella Sciorra

Giulietta

Dean Winters

Gun Dealer

Topher Grace

Glavin Culpepper

Abel Ferrara

Taxi Cab Driver

Lauren Francesca

Goddess

Wen Yann Shih

Newswoman

Montanna Gillis

Agent's Assistant

Reka Rene

Ilana Levine

Rabbi

Elisabeth Harnois

Eve

Kate Jaggard

Tea Party Guest

Matthew Shear

Zebra Shaman

Michael Buonomo

News Reporter

Devon Ogden

Radio Reporter

Steven Randazzo

Priest

Wallace Shawn

Dr. Fieldman

Ashley Middlebrook

Bachelor Party Coke Head

Whitney Ward

Harem Mistress

Michael Broussard

Scarecrow Hobo

Craig Geraghty

Doc Gunderson

Rick Holmes

Hospital Psychologist

Timothy "Speed" Levitch

Speed

Abel Ferrara

Manhattan Cab Driver

Ariel Shafir

Gennaro

Sean Brosnan

Ellwood

Sydney Black

Annette Harper

Dancer

TJ Hassan

Surina Jindal

Legs Malone

Tall Harem Woman

Sarah Saltzberg

Dancing Business Woman

Sarah Seeds

Additional Performer

Teresa Ting

Dancing Headphone Girl

Josh Warren